You're so nebulous sometimes
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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