I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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