so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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