bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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