I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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