Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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