i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
