The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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