i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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