seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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