No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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