Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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