she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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