Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she smelled like a LAN party
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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