How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Come see our sink grown plant.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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