She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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