Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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