I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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