Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just sent this text using only my big toe
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
should my penis look like a turkey
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Dicks are not precious.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
