When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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