sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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