i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
either way he was missing a nipple.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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