There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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