she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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