Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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