talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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