The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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