Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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