Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I have post one night stand depression
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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