So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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