hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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