Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
