I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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