thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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