so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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