just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Come on in and take your pants off
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