yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
then he tried to convert me to islam
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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