Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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