How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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