no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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