You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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