i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
please come you make the beer taste better
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I still have a little drunk in my system
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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