This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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