If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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