Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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