you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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