I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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