So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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