You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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