She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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