xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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