in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
there was a trapeze. enough said
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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